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by BananaHumpingMonkey
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Harrod's: Merry Christmas! Just not for you.
Replies: 1
Views: 36

Re: Harrod's: Merry Christmas! Just not for you.

Never fear. If one really wants to sit on the lap of some creepy old guy in a costume for free, they can still step over to the local church.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Victory?
Replies: 18
Views: 443

Re: Victory?

You told me love was too pedestrian
Yet you rode me like a true equestrian

~~George's date?
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:00 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Burn, Baby! Burn!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 101

Re: Burn, Baby! Burn!!!

Perhaps they should "Just say NO!" to wildfires.

#save the kneepads #oral history
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Robert Evans... QUITTER!
Replies: 2
Views: 61

Re: Robert Evans... QUITTER!

The animated "Kid Notorious" on Comedy Central was pretty fabulous, too.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Oct 28, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Looking your best in leopard print
Replies: 3
Views: 57

Re: Looking your best in leopard print

No, bitches, THIS is how you wear leopard:

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by BananaHumpingMonkey
Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:57 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Is Mayor Pete really gay? He failed a Cosmo quiz!
Replies: 3
Views: 108

Re: Is Mayor Pete really gay? He failed a Cosmo quiz!

Clearly he's not one of those icky girly gays. I'm surprised he didn't say he uses bear grease and gunpowder.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:30 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Chick-fil-A U.K.... QUITTER!
Replies: 3
Views: 95

Re: Chick-fil-A U.K.... QUITTER!

[Insert schadenfreude emoji here]
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:49 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

And get through that mountain of ironing in no time flat!

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by BananaHumpingMonkey
Thu Oct 10, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

I thought the pumpkin pie ice cream was too sweet. If you can find it, plain cinnamon gelato or ice cream is better.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Thu Oct 10, 2019 12:46 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

OK, as long as we're confessing, I bought pumpkin pie ice cream last week.

*hangs head in shame*
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:30 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

For all the lazy whores who want to make people think they bake:

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by BananaHumpingMonkey
Tue Oct 08, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

QWHIPMaster wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 11:05 am
BananaHumpingMonkey wrote:
Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:02 pm
Fuck that shit. I need both hands to cradle my mug.

#hyggewhore
Hygge

Kill me now.
I think we finally have our explanation for the high rate of suicide in Scandinavian countries. The carefully curated cozy quaint, IT BURNS!
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Alex Trebek... circling
Replies: 6
Views: 184

Re: Alex Trebek... circling

Oh, that could be entertaining. I can just see him taunting the losers, "Oh, come on, now. That question was easier than your sister under the bleachers on homecoming night. Or so I heard. Not that I would ever touch it. The very thought makes me wanna gag like an owl after an all you can eat mouse ...
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Oct 07, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Alex Trebek... circling
Replies: 6
Views: 184

Re: Alex Trebek... circling

I knew he was back on chemo, but he still looked pretty good. Any ideas about who might replace him?
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:02 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice
Replies: 18
Views: 342

Re: Make your own Pumpkin Pie Spice

Fuck that shit. I need both hands to cradle my mug.

#hyggewhore
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:01 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Rip Taylor... QUITTER!
Replies: 4
Views: 162

Re: Rip Taylor... QUITTER!

The obit did not mention his nephew, Buddy Cole!
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: KFC Fried Chicken and Donut Sandwich
Replies: 3
Views: 146

Re: KFC Fried Chicken and Donut Sandwich

It looks like an enlarged version of that pig sphincter product they were touting a few years back.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Fri Sep 20, 2019 1:21 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: "Sapiosexual"? Wow, that sounds so cool and woke. That's what I am.
Replies: 6
Views: 231

Re: "Sapiosexual"? Wow, that sounds so cool and woke. That's what I am.

I have measured out my life with banana peels, what does that make me?

(Besides a plagiarist) L O L!
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:55 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: Official Consolidated Trump Thread
Replies: 877
Views: 11630

Re: Official Consolidated Trump Thread

Rubber sheets would have been cheaper.
by BananaHumpingMonkey
Mon Sep 16, 2019 5:52 pm
Forum: QWHIP: Gay-centric News,Gossip & Lifestyle Forum, Since 2005
Topic: The Cavendish Banana... QUITTER!
Replies: 2
Views: 102

Re: The Cavendish Banana... QUITTER!

Like a knife to the heart.

And Princess Baby Banana can go fuck itself.